

From NeedU on 8/29/2007 12:42:52 AM
This meeting is called to order! Please take out your SOK cap and smoooosh it onto your head.
Meet me in two
minutes around the corner, under that guava tree. I'll be the one who looks just like me. Hahahahaha
Okay, okay -
Dim the lights, turn off the TV, and focus your mind...
focus... focus... fooooooocus...
I'm sorry. Where was I? Oh, ya. Focus your mind, because I've got something to show
ya ~>

SOK POLICE BULLETIN: ================
Be on
the look-out ~>
There lurks a Nico-villian ~ the Cyber-tooth'd Nicodemon.
It has been reported that the Cyber-Tooth'd
Nico-villian has been spotted around the SOK-Garden acting suspiciously (wearing his pants upside-down, for example).
Recent
MUG SHOT: =============
Nico-villian - aka Nicostein
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He has been known to give
SOK'sters free screensavers that are secretly hypnotic - pro smoking - making them believe that they are chicken (chicken
for not smoking alotta butts).
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are getting
......................./...................a crave - NOT! ....................../.................... ...................../..................... ........((........(~)........)).........
It is believed that he
is now planning to corrupt SOK newbie signals within the World Wide Web.
Using Japanese origami techniques, he plans
to fold World Wide Web pages electronically, turning the WWW into the WWWW: the World Wide
Weedy Web.
As this looks like an international computer crime, we'll be dispatching our SOK brigade :D They come
armed with support and encouragement to guard against this smelly troublemaker!
So SOK'sters, you'll need to keep your
wits about you. You'll need research skills, logic, inspiration and clean socks. Hehehehe
With your stick-to-it, tenacious,
getting-ahead kind of mentality you WILL defeat this demon!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Over and out.
Better still - Over and BUTT OUT!
Hugsssssss Susan xo @-}-- day 946

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