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ANN DASHES TO TERMINAL 3 >*<
Ann greeted me at the airport
as I hurried off the plane.
I didn’t want it to take off again with me on board! Hahahaha
BEHOLD ~
There
stood a beautiful straight-faced lady with a big orange sign ~
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I
couldn’t help but smile when I saw the looks she was getting ~ young and old men droolin’ !
Yep! They wanted
to be the one she needed!! Hahahahahaha
As I slowly approached, a wee smile started to emerge ~ then our eyes locked
and it was GAME OVER!
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NEXT ~ NINA AND DONNA LANDED >*<
They too were greeted by Ann with a big orange sign while I sat off
and watched. (Sneaky me)
My heart was fluttering and my stomach turning somersaults!
At last ~ my eyes saw what
my heart already knew ~ they were beautiful!
I swallowed hard and smiled trying to keep my tears in check. What a glorious
moment when they turned and looked at me.
I will never forget how I felt!!!!
OUR FIRST MEAL
TOGETHER ~ at the airport
Double,double
Toil and trouble
Fire burn and
Cauldron bubble
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Most of us enjoyed a bowl of American style Homemade Chicken Noodle Soup and it was DELICIOUS
but then again, so was the cute waiter with the nice bunsssss! Oh, ohhhhhhh! Down girlsssssss! Hahahaha
Poor Donna
had to fight for her meal ~ we confiscated her fries. Her plate became a communal free-for-all! Yep! I’m guilty! LMAOOOOOO!
I owe you some fries the next time we meet Donna!
>*< OUR FIRST FLUSHING
EXPERIENCE TOGETHER >*<
After
inhaling our food between multiple conversations and laughter, our swollen bladders demanded our undivided attention! Hehehehehe
Almost
skipping to the beat of our own voices we visited our first lieu together and released our golden cargo! (No photos were taken
so you’ll have to take my word for it)
Being a Canadian in a foreign country, I found myself staring at a toilet
without a flusher and there was no way I wanted my sprinklings to be the first thing the next occupant would see.
There
was a long line of Americans and other worldly travelers waiting for me to exit the booth but I didn’t wanna. Hehehehe
What
would they think of us Canadians if I didn’t flush? Hahahaha ~
I stood there perplexed, kicking the toilet bowl,
banging the wall and pushing everything that was silver in colour!
Nope, it didn’t flush!
In the distance,
I heard Ninabelle’s muffled voice inquiring how to flush. She too had a possessed toilet!
As I strained to hear
Donna’s reply, something unearthly happened!
Suddenly, as if an alien reached over my shoulder, a plastic covering
zipped across the toilet seat all by itself and FLUSHHHHHHHHHH ~ away went my offerings! Hahahahaha.
The invisible
hands that caused this phenomena were nowhere to be found! Needless to say, I high-tailed it outta that closet of ghosts at
the speed of sound! Hahahaha
You Americans have spooky toilets! Hahahahaha.
This scenario repeated itself each
time I visited the depository! Hahahaha
I have registered a complaint to the ghostbusters but haven’t heard back
as yet!
>*< HERE COMES CAROL/DOLPHUN >*<
The
clock ticked slowly as we impatiently waited for the arrival of the next unsuspecting visitor!
Donna stood alone at
the gate as the rest of us stood back and laughed!
Did she look funny standing there holding another of Ann’s
trusty signs? You betcha! Hahahahaha!
Then in a flash, a lone voice bellowed ~
DA PLANE! DA PLANE!
SHE’S
HERE! THE PLANE HAS LANDED!
STRIKE UP THE MARCHING BAND ~ CAROL HAS ARRIVED!
Heads turned and frightened children
ran to their mothers’ bossoms.
It must have been a sight ~ 4 oldie but goodies jumpin’ up and down in unison
screaming SHE’S HERE!
Without a moment's pause, we all tackle hugged poor Carol as soon as she stepped out
of the arrival tunnel!
Thump, thump, eecckk, squeeze, ouchhh! LMAOOO!
All together now our noisy and rowdy group
came together for another HUGE
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We
didn’t want to release our hold but we were having trouble breathing due to the strangulated grip! Hahahaha
>*<
A SERIOUS MOMENT >*<
After we calmed ourselves and Carol collected her luggage, we were faced
with our first major problem.
WHERE THE HELL IS NINA’S SUITCASE?
From counter to counter, Ms. Ninabelle
interrogated the staff.
"Okay people! Line up and empty your pockets!" Hahahaha
After frisking the male staff
and pacing for a few anxious moments, her luggage appeared. A lone hand literally came through the security door gingerly
pushing her bag of necessities.
Phewwwwwwwww! We could relax now. Nina’s Depends were within arms length again!
I
suspect that the toilet ghosts had the suitcase all along ~
END OF PART ONE!
In tomorrow’s
episode, we meet up with the others and have a whale of a time!
ROFLMAOOOOOOO!
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No animals were injured during the filming of our arrival but I assure you that everything happened as stated!!
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and now a word from our sponsor ~
DEPENDS ~ Don't leave home without them! Hahahaha
Susan xo
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Comments:
From donna135 on 6/17/2006 8:36:11 PM
ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THIS IS THE TRUTH AND
NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH AND IT WAS THE FUNNIEST DAY EVER!!!!!
LOVE YA SUSHIE, LOL
DONNA
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From lilacmamma on 6/17/2006 9:03:23 PM
MEMORIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ROFLMAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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From CigBGone on 6/17/2006 9:05:22 PM
ROFLMAO - Hee hee - This is so funny. O'Hare will
never be the same I am sure!!!
Bob
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From Thibbs on 6/17/2006 9:22:38 PM
Tell me about it Bob, been on the news all week..
Baawwahahahaha..
Melba
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From oceanloveroh53 on 6/17/2006 9:36:25 PM
Susie and I were particularly naughty to Nina and
Donna in airport. When they arrived, I met them at the gate with the infamous orange signs, while Susie sneakily sat 3 rows
away. I put on my best act and told them that Susie didn't make it; that she wasn't on the plane. I don't think Donna ever
believed me, but I think Nina was going to cry...then I lost it and started laughing....Bad Annie and Bad Susie! Heeheeheeheeheeheehee
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From mattsmom49 on 6/17/2006 9:38:23 PM
Oh man! Will you do it next year and can I come?
Alice
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