This evening I’ve prowled numerous Q-Clubs, laughed maniacally, listened to cool music and made extensive use of fowl language. (cluck, cluck)

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<suspense filled moment>

I got an idea

<cue the light bulb>

I thought I’d tell you the story of when I first came to earth!

Ok, ok, ok ~ Someone discovered my secret! Now you know! I'm an alien!

..L O S T...I N...S P A C E...A G A I N..

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One Upon a thyme ~ Oops, I can't get use to your earthling lingo ~ Anyhooooo

Once upon a time, I came in peace. REALLY I did! You had nothing to fear ~ besides I failed torture101 - 3 years in a row.

But don't you be thinking about invading us because Science Officer misty101 is an expert in Far-out Karate, ImpressNot Judo and 'Tempura'...ture (Hehehehe).

Well, that's neither here nor there. To continue ~

From a galaxy far away, our fully loaded spaceship (deluxe model) journeyed to
~ The Q-Zone, substation: SOK ~


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When I saw your planet in my alien-scope, I called my crew together for a meeting and to warn them ~ "We've gotta do something! The future of the human race is in peril - Geeeeezzzeee!

We could hear your leaders with our supersonic hearing devices.

"My fellow humans, we've made a mess of things. We've burned a hole in the ozone layer and polluted the air with toxic cigarette smoke. Pack your bags ~ we're moving ~ to outer space!

Eeeeeeeeeeeeccckkk! I was horrified and bellowed ~ "There goes the neighborhood!"

I immediately sent an A-Team of qualified alien beings to investigate earth to see if there was anything we could do to prevent human expansion (Ya right! Hahahaha) We didn't want ya'll invading (outer) space (previously known as "Get-outta-MySpace").

After several hours of mingling with you humans, Science Officer misty101 received an urgent message from the spy crew,

"Beam us up misty. There's no sign of intelligent life down here just a bunch of Smokers running around." (Hehehehe)

Hours later, all snug in your beds with visions of alien-plums dancing through your heads, Science Officer misty (in a last ditch effort to deter humans from smoking) began to sing, "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Earth" ~ putting you all in a hypnotic state. (Note to self ~ remember to buy earplugs). Hahahaha

You were all instructed to forget about your plans to go where no man had gone before ~ our backyard! Hehehehe

That's when we appeared on Q-earth

Our mission ~ to sweeten up mankind and decrease the smoke~

Code Name of Operation ~ Nincompoops Unite!

As it turned out, we were successful! SOK was discovered and became a no smoking zone and its inhabitants began to smell like flowers!


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This post demonstrates what happens when your mind runs amok and you develop "computer-what-to-writitis."

Highly illogical ~ I know ~ Hahahahaha

Have a far-out evening, my friends

Space Hugssssss
Susan xo (aka ~ Space Cadet)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kv47m-tOUE

From misty101 on 9/3/2007 9:12:54 PM

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But i'm already geared up ~ metal duct pipe on me head, a tin funnel atop that [in case i blow me lid] , and i'm wrapped up in tinfoil!

i've brought along this here, um, lazy susan [teeeheee] .... spin me around and point me in the direction of THE beam.... that laser that *poofs* out that wiley ole grimey pawed cowardly nicodemon!

We SOKsters got the Stuff! We are armed, legged, & committed to the Quit!

Carry on! Don't touch this dial [no, not the soap] ..um, er i mean this mouse! And let us be smokefree in the loverlee land of Qville 4ever & a day!

Mission in progress, Capitain NeedU! Secret Agent Nina on undercover assignment....

Decoder ring is hidden in the photos of Di's trip to Alaska <only she knows where the bounty is hidden> .....

And off we go .... armed with Quit Ammo ~ after that nico-nutt!
zipppppppppppp & zooooooooooooom
teehee ~ jan. <:}

From NeedU on 9/3/2007 10:14:49 PM

OMG! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jan and her piped head, tinfoil bonnet ~ spinning in her lazy Susan device!

I think I just wet me anti-gravity bloomers from laughing so hard!

Watch out for that laser beam misty – you don’t wanna get hit by those Nuts and Volts

If anything should happen to you...the peep squad wouldn't be able to go on! Your cranial leadership is needed and besides....your android replacement is still malfunctioning because he caught the day light savings bug. It’s very contagious you know!

Please 'scuse me whilst I visit the lavatory!

Captain SushieQ
xo (secret coding)
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