"MARSHA"

~ New Book Release ~

From NeedU on 10/29/2005 1:26:29 PM

Excerpt from the new book ~ MARSHA


<*>* THE STORY OF SUCHA1 (MARSHA) <*>*

Once upon a time (January 29, 2005 to be exact), Marsha stumbled into the Q looking for a cigarette. What she found intrigued her.

On entering, someone snapped her picture ...EEeeeeeccccKKKKK she cried!

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An Elder timidly asked Marsha if she was pregnant!
Her response...."Ya Right...been there done that..."

Suddenly a doctor of Quitology interjected...
"No she's full of junkie thinking and the Nicodemon's lies. She's in a bad way."

Marsha was surrounded by the 50's crowd and after intense therapy (a shot of Melba's groaners, a bolus dose of Blonde jokes and 10 mg. of Belly laughs)....she decided..."I've gotta quit."

Needless to say, Marsha was welcomed with open arms and a lot of laughs....

Baaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha
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Lololololo...hahahahaha...hehehehe

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The day came when Marsha was fitted for a Nicotine Patch.

At first, it was uncomfortable. Marsha bit a few people and screamed a lot but after she was given a handful of Melba's wonder meds....she calmed down and began telling groaners herself!

She was bombarded with visuals ~

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Marsha moved up the Q quickly ~ achieving success ~

The first Trimester, although hard, lead to Toddlerhood. She got through morning sickness by chewing on a straw and sucking on candy balls (the name escapes this writer as she is inflicted with CRS).

The second Trimester was more difficult until her cravings for wieners was satisfied. She became a TWEENER and threw a magnificent Weenie Roast ~ weenies were flying throughout the Q!

The third Trimester ~ came and went. Elder Marsha was now reaching out to others and telling jokes to help ease their pain....geeeeeeeeeezzzze!

Then.....the moment arrived ~ Marsha went into active labour!

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Everybody ran to the Q-ospital to see this miracle unfold.

At 11:59 ~ after hours of pushing and one last BIG contraction ~> Pop!
A wee darlin' baby quit was hatched.

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Everybody went wild in excitement because it would only be a matter of minutes before the pitter-patter of little feet would be running through the club.

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Marsha was at last smoke free and happy as a bug on a rug! She could now enjoy her love for fishing without the nicodemon and his band of craves tempting her....


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Bubblegum cigars were handed out and a bottle of champagne cracked open. All Marsha's Q'buddies sang a cheery tune and toasted the birth of her bouncing baby quit!

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There is excitement in the air today as friends gather around the maternity ward to get a glimpse of the new and improved Marsha and her wee one!

The moment has arrived...Behold...mother and Qbaby are resting comfortably

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BRAVO Marsha on a GREAT Quit! We're so very proud of you and thank you from the bottom of our hearts for all you do!

Continue to nurse your Q-baby with TLC because someday, you'll be at the Top of the Grand Staircase looking down at your Q-grandbabies.

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Marsha's husband, daughter, son-in-law and grandson are on site cheering on this very SPECIAL Lady! Marsha!

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